(i never did get around to doing this xp so i decided that i would do it now)

It's that time again everyone; dark forces (to which we were some how completely oblivious) have been amassing over the past several thousand years and are now beginning to seep into our realm to undermine our strong values of love, peace, justice, and capitalism.

If you thought that incident in 88' was rough, you ain't see the half of what demons, dead warlords, and whiter than white evil shinto priests flying around in those stupid hats are capable of.
I'm talking some major end-of-the-world, bring-on-eternal-suffering type stuff here.

Apparently these dark forces have learned from the past, realizing that Japan is not the entire world, and that conquering it means jack shite to anyone but the Japanese and possibly some of those anime freaks I hear so much about (whoever they are...).

As such, Troopers are needed all over the world right now to help combat this horrendous threat, because we all know that those five dudes in Osaka are probably already going to have their hands full.

However, to ensure that no one wrecklessly throws away their life for this cause, and to make sure that the job gets done right, only the most qualified of us will be allowed to armor-up.
But what determines who is or who is not Trooper material? A rigorous physical examination? An IQ test? The analyzation of suveilance footage taken from when you thought you were alone in the naughty section of the book store?
No.
If you want to be a Samurai Trooper, all you've got to do is fill out the offical, fun and exciting Application Form (created by one Miss Sionna Klassen, who I'm hoping won't sue me). Your applications will be read over by a crack team of scientists, dentists, and Simon Cowell, who will then determine who really has what it takes to don the armor.
Please be as honest as possible. And don't worry, it's multiple choice!
When you're done, send your answers back to me so that I may forward them to the analysts.


Samurai Trooper Application Form

"youja" = mean spirit ding-dang that will screw with you
"youja-kai" = realm of the youja
"that kid" = Jun/Yuli, that snot-nosed punk who's always getting in the way


1) What would you consider the absolute worst part of the Samurai Trooper job?
a) Being stepped on by youja, sometimes literally
b) Lack of sleep
c) Lack of regular meals
d) Whenever you get agitated, your armor glows brightly enough to
draw all youja in the immediate vicinity to your location like a magnet
e) Taking care of the obligatory kid

probibly b i need my sleep

2) Are you allergic to cats?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Don't know (those who mark this space will have to have a
doctor's examination before being accepted as Troopers)
d) other (please explain in embarrassing detail)

fortunately its a and i love whiteblaze!!! :3

3) Are you afraid of heights?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Only if the bubble breaks

got to be b on this, i would hate it if my bubble broke

4) Do you belong to a religion that refuses to accept Shinto or Bhuddist tenets being hit over your head?
a) Yes. You are all infidels.
b) No. I'm applying to go fight demons, aren't I?
c) I have no idea. Try hitting me with them and see what happens.

b for this one, admitidly i would probably get way more hits to the head than anyone else

5) Would you listen to a strange old monk telling you what to do?
a) Yes, without hesitation
b) No, he'd have to give some ID first
c) Only if he saved our butts to begin with
d) I would immediately begin bowing and worshipping him

c and b i couldn't decide between the two

6) Do you believe in magic?
a) Yes, I think magical things happen all the time.
b) No, Scully is my heroine.
c) Maybe but I'd need to see some proof.
d) You're all nuts. Why am I here?

a i've always believed in magic

7) Would you be capable of merging physically and psychically with four other people who may have been complete strangers to you up until a few days ago?
a) Sure, I'm open-minded about that kind of thing.
b) Err...
c) No way.
d) How often are we talking about here?
e) Only if they were as handsome as Seiji.

i couldn't decide between b and e

8) How stubborn are you?
a) Very.
b) My friends used to call me "Wishy-washy."
c) My friends used to yell "Get out of the way, you're wearing red!"
d) Let's put it this way: Have you ever heard the expression "If
at first you don't succeed, try again; if you fail again, give up,
there's no use being a damn fool about it"?
e) I save my stubbornness for... special occasions. (Those marking
this space, please elaborate in embarrassing detail. We won't turn red.
Honestly.)

uh.... i got to say that i chose e.......... ...... .... um.. it depends on the situations really

9) How concerned are you with protecting your own skin?
a) I think I've broken every bone in my body at least once.
b) Hold on a minute! Are you saying there's a chance I might get HURT???
c) I would gladly sacrifice myself to save my friends.
d) Does this job come with health insurance?
e) Does that include protecting that kid?

lol i chose c and d, i would sacrifice myself but i would like to know that i got some health insurance so that i can get better too

10) Would you be willing to sacrifice your friends for the greater good? (If you are Ryo, you are automatically exempt from this question as we already know the answer)
a) Yes
b) No
c) It depends on if they owed me money.

b there is no way i would have anyone take on something or do something that i know that they cant do or that may be dangerous

11) Are you short enough that you could ride a tiger without having your feet drag on the ground?
a) Yes
b) Damn!

um,.... i choose hidden option c! lol, i wouldn't know till i tried

12) Do you have faith that a tiger will not turn on you and eat you in the middle of the night?
a) Yes, of course.
b) I'm starting to have second thoughts about this job.
c) Would keeping my door locked help?
d) What about a leash?
e) Could we feed the kid to it to keep it happy?

um,... c? and also a bit of b....

13) Have you ever been tempted by the Dark Side?
a) No.
b) Well, once or twice. But I didn't act on it!
c) Hell yes, isn't everybody?
d) Of course not - I saw what happened to Darth Vader!
e) I don't see what Star Wars has to do with fighting youja. We
don't get cool lightsabers.

<.< >.> ....... b

14) To those who answered A to the above question: Really?
a) Yes.
b) Are you trying to trick me?
c) Well, that one time didn't count.

well i didnt answer a but c would be my answer

15) Do you have hair that can mysteriously change length without warning and/or be unaffected by gravity, weather, or large amounts of water?
a) < proudly> Yes.
b) <glumly> Yes. I was in an industrial accident.
c) Isn't that a function of the armor?
d) Is this relevant?

c i never could understand how sage managed to keep is hair so perfect

16) Can you speak Japanese?
a) Yes
b) Not a word
c) Only enough to get me into trouble
d) Do I need to speak Japanese? What if I'm really good at
fighting youja? Huh? Huh?
e) I kind of thought my voice would be dubbed...

c and e i know just enough to make everyone think that i'm an oku fan (drat i can't remember how to spell that word!!!)

17) Can you rescue women being held hostage by youja without hurting them in the process?
a) Yes
b) I don't think so
c) How often will we be expected to do this?
d) Why can't the girl just go hide until the war's over?
e) Does this count that damn kid too?

c and d personally i would just give Mia and Yulie a sword and have them join in

18) Can you, without fail, keep track of your crystal ball at all times?
a) Yes
b) My mother never lets me have glass objects anymore
c) Won't it glow if I lose it?
d) Is that thing like a pager? Can I set it to vibrate instead?

c personally i would probably make a necklace for it and wear it that way

19) How firmly do you believe in the law of gravity?
a) What gravity?
b) Gravity is for wimps.
c) Gravity is one of the fundamental forces of the universe and
it acts on all things.
d) Gravity is a harsh mistress.
e) Why worry? We'll be anime characters so it'll automatically be
reduced by a factor of 4 for us.

e you gotta laugh at the insane gravity defying tricks that anime chars do

20) Do you have any grasp whatsoever of strategy or tactics?
a) Yes
b) No
c) We need tactics?

c i'm not good with plans, though sometimes i come up with good ones

21) Are you afraid to cry?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Depends on the situation
d) Can't I just blast things instead?

c i try not to cry in public but there are the times that you just can't keep them in

22) Do you have anything remotely approaching good fashion sense?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Who cares?
d) I wore a pair of red plaid pants to my graduation ceremony

b and c i have NO fashion sense whatsoever! i just throw on a shirt and pants and i'm ready to go

23) Are you afraid you'll sound stupid if you shout "Samurai Troopers" in unison with others?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Maybe it'll distract the ememy long enough for us to nail them
while they're laughing at how ridiculous we sound!

.... uh c and a, i hope i never have to do that unless i'm at a masquerade though i do put in my sig "ronins unite"

24) How do you feel about giant balls of spaghetti?
a) LUNCH!
b) I hate Italian food.
c) Um, what would these giant balls of spaghetti be doing?
d) Can't we order pizza instead?

d i almost forgot about that part

25) When faced with a pretty girl who seems to be on the youjas' side, your first reaction would be to:
a) Stare
b) Attack
c) Demand to know what's going on
d) all of the above

d Kayura is one tough chick! i biased my char on her hairstyle

26) If a prominent youja general decided to switch sides and help you out, would you:
a) Believe him
b) Ask him to take a lie detector test
c) Kill him just to be safe
d) Hunt down Kaosu
e) accept him with open arms - as long as he was as gorgeous as Shuten

b definitely if it was Cale!!!!

27) Would you willingly allow yourself to be dunked in muck water?
a) Yes, if it would help my friends or our cause.
b) Eeeeewww.
c) Are there showers in the youja-kai?
d) Could we drown that kid while we're being dunked?

um b and a i wouldent exactly like the picture of me haveing muddy water in my armor for the rest of the fight

End of Application


Thank you. Your participation is much appreciated by myself and by the millions of innocent souls who would otherwise perish in the carnage you mean to protect them from.
Your results will be calculated within roughly a week to a month. In the mean time, get ahead in your training by doing like a thousand sit-ups or something.

Peace,
The Felix
(just to let you know how long ago i got this i got this from him in Dec 04)
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The first 5 people to comment get a free sketch (figured that 10 was too much), but you have to do the same in your journal.

1) DONE!!! [link]

2) vampire version of self [link] inked version [link] colored version [link] evil dragon [link]

please note the only reason why she gets so many is because i'll count it as part of her wedding gift lol

3) dragon form of himself [link]

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